I don't know how to put this exactly, so I am just going to go ahead and say it: with anything I do, I definitely do not take the time to learn how to do it right. I would rather do it wrong 10 times first to learn the right way. Crochet is no different. I am way too impatient to practice; I would prefer to think I know how to do it already and dive in.
And with that introduction, I give you like 14 hours of life wasted:
Anyways, it is time to clean out the closet so I took a pic of this and tossed it. Bye bye attempted sweater. You can see a similar concept of this sweater here.