Thursday, September 17, 2009


This just in -- I am now currently styling celebrities on the red carpet. See Cate Blanchett in one of my creations:

Um... Just kidding. Is this fashionable? Because if it is, I will soon be a multimillionaire, selling my styles to all the celebs. Read a review of her stylinly unstylish crochet dress here.

For reals, yo, what is happening??? I have never seen a more egregious frock of crochet in my life. I am here, working TeaBeans, rocking crochet, trying to make it fashionable, trying to break free from gramma blankets and baby hats, and here Cate Blanchett goes, ruining all my hard work.

Open message to Ms. Blanket Blancett, next time you want to hit the town in some crochet duds that are actually cute, hit me up.

1 comment:

Roses said...